Emily | 23 | ♊️| ISFP
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*walks into meeting* *dramatically slams hello kitty briefcase on desk*
Yo its’ okay if you’re a white girl who likes Uggs and spray tans and pop music and instagramming your Starbucks. Don’t let tumblr make you think for one minute that liking things like that makes you inferior.
Same goes for if you’re a hipster trans mexican/japanese Pizza Underground enthusiast with a hello kitty neck tattoo.
If you’re not hurting anyone, you be you. There’s nothing wrong with that.
PRAISE
mantises are the closest living thing to centaurs
it checks out but dont ever say it again
So instead of being sad all day, I smoked a couple of bowls and felt pretty good 👌🏼 and I Skyped with my baby @kittywithmunchies and we started watching Gurren Lagann!! And I colored a little bit, and treated myself by buying a new outfit bc #retailtherapy is real
Twin Cats Always Mirror Each Other in Sleep
Scientists are baffled by twin cats, Merry and Pippin, who reportedly always sleep in an exact mirror image of one another.
“Even if we place them in disparate starting positions or in separate rooms, they somehow always wind up sleeping exactly like the other,” said leading cat biologist and feline sleep expert Dr. Tobias Winslow. ”I’ve never seen anything like it.”
A polysomnogram revealed nothing out of the ordinary about the cats’ brain functions, eye movements, muscle activity, breathing or heart rhythms. ”We had expected to find that Merry and Pip were synched up on an internal level,” explained Winslow, “but it is literally just in the way they position their bodies for slumber.”
More tests will be done later this month during a scheduled comprehensive sleep study.
Via 0mumu0.
so at work our store accidently ordered 700 khakis instead of the 70 we were supposed to get. the khakis in these pics i took ain’t even an eighth probably of all the fucking khakis we have stuffed in the back rooms. we have too many god damn khakis. no one should have to witness this layer of khaki hell. this shit ain’t right. this is all kinds of fucked up. there are too many fucking khakis. too many.
How scary can a cutesy first person horror game with cardboard pop up ghosts and retro visuals be? Spooky’s House of Jump Scares proves that it can be very scary indeed! (especially those damn pop-up cardboard ghosts!)
Tasking you with surviving 1000 rooms of cute terror, Spooky’s House of Jump Scares starts of fairly sedately, with you walking through a procedurally generated dungeon with charming retro visuals and cute little cardboard ghosts that occasionally pop up.
The terror levels slowly start to ramp up though, and after the first save room (room 50), things REALLY start to hot up. It turns out Spooky’s House of Jump Scares is an SCP-esque facility, full of nasty surprises and home to some very creepy monsters, all out for your blood. While you flee from these monsters there are lots of genuine jump scares (provided largely by the pop-up ghosts), and some cool little easter eggs – such as playable Pac Man arcade cabinets where you play one of the ghosts.
How scary can a cute horror game be? It turns out it can be absolutely terrifying!
First episode
Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
